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Teacher : Bachho Bato Muh me kiya nahi lena chahiye

Teacher : Bachho Bato Muh me kiya nahi lena chahiye
Chinto :Mam Pen,Ruber
Techer:good aur koi batega
Raju : Mam Jalat hua Bulb
Techer: Yeh Kiay Baat Hui Koi Bulb Bhi Muh Me leta he
Raju : Ha! m...

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Fees maafi k liye application:

Fees maafi k liye application:
To,
..
The Principal
High school,
Sir,
Baat ye hui k mere dad ne muje fees k liye
Rs.500 diye
the.
..
100 ki film dekhi,
150 ki drink,
50 ka Gi...

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Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola ..

Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola “Beta tum bahut padhoge” Ladka : Saale padh to mein 3 saal se raha hu, ye bata pass kab hounga !!...

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Teacher: Bachchon batao LOVE Kyun acchha hai WAR se ?

Teacher: Bachchon batao LOVE
Kyun acchha hai WAR se ?
Saare students ek saath bole: kyunki
condom saste milte hain talwar se...

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Students who've Parked their cycles in front of d Gate

Announcement in a SCHOOL:

"Students who've Parked their cycles in front of d Gate, Plz move their cycles to the Parking area !!"

After 30 mins another announcement:"The 400 students who went t...

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Boy: My penis is in your hand.

Teacher: Make a sentence using the word
"hand"
Boy: My penis is in your hand.
Teacher slaps the Boy.
Boy:Sorry maam pen k baad space dena bhul
gaya...

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Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du!

Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du!
Golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai....

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Book se hu door lekin exam se majboor...

Honey singh ka exam version...
.
Book se hu door
lekin exam se majboor...
.
Dil ko sataye ye teacher ka noor...
.
Haa answer ye sachchi aaj usko batau..
Mujhe samajh nai aata kese teacher ko...

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