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8 sal ka bachcha rape case mein pakda jata hai.

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8 sal ka bachcha rape case mein pakda jata hai.

Lady lawyer us ki lulli pakad k kehti hai :-judge sahab kya ye bacha itni chhoti lulli se rape kar sakta hai???

Bacha kehta hai: haramjadi, hila...

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Girl ,… Love kaise karte hai ?

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Girl ,… Love kaise karte hai ?
boy l pehle
L ko khara karte hai phir
o dabate hai phir
v me dalte hai phir jab se
E ki awaz ati hai to samjo love ho g...

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2 nangi ladkiyo ne bank loot liya.

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2 nangi ladkiyo ne bank loot liya.
Bahar aake ek boli- chal ab kapde pahan le koi pehchan nahi payega, kyoki kisi bhi bhos%i wale ne shakal to dekhi nahi hogi....

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Patni-Aise kaise Good Night?,,,

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Pati-Darling Good Night,
Patni-Aise kaise Good Night?,
Pehle off kar light,Phir L@nd kar tight,
Dabake kar fight,jab Nikle White,phir Good Night....

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A little girl asked a Call Girl:..

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A little girl asked a Call Girl: Aunty you have bungalow, cars, cash balance..

What is ur business!

Call Girl: Bas ek Chota sa "Hole Sale" ka business hai....

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Pappu ne jese hi **** ghusaya Uski girlfriend jor-jor se chillane lagi

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Pappu ne jese hi land ghusaya
Uski girlfriend jor-jor se chillane lagi
Hath per patkane lagi or rone lagi.
Ye sab dekh kar pappu dar gaya or pucha
Ham konsa pehli bar kar rahe he.
Girlfriend: t...

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Agar Ho Marzi Se Sex To Paap Nahi Hota,

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Agar Ho Marzi Se Sex To Paap Nahi Hota,
Agar Ho Kunwari Se Sex To Uska Jawab Nahi Hota,
Par Dost Bina Condom Ke Kabhi Mat Chodna,
Kyunki Khade Lund Ka Dimag Nahi Hota....

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Main Har Baar Ch#dne Ko Khud Hi Tyaar Ho Jati Hun

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Ladki Apne Saheli Se Boli: “Agar Main Chalak Na Hoti To Ab Tak Mera 50-60 Bar Rape Ho Chuka Hota”

Friend: “Acha, Kese Bachti Ho Mujhe Bhi Batao”

Ladki: “Main Har Baar Ch#dne Ko Khud Hi Tyaar H...

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